10. Dream big
9. Prostrate yourself before your host.
8. Bring gifts such as two hundred she-goats and twenty he-goats, two hundred ewes and twenty rams, 16 thirty camels and their colts, forty and ten bulls and twenty she-asses and ten foals If this is not possible, consider an Amazon gift certificate.
7. Leave one child at home in case something goes wrong.
6. In a crunch, consider passing off your wife as your sister.
5. Carefully consider any proposal that involves painful surgery on an important appendage.
4. Be suspicious if the youngest child is missing and the older children are playing with a new Sony Playstation of unknown origin.
3. That’s not an angel your wrestling with it’s your brother in law. Let go of his ankle.
2. Double check your luggage before leaving.
1. As you leave, ignore the smell of burning flesh and don’t look back.
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